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imagine living in the roots of chaos world, where you think the 'Lady of the woods' is some raisins looking old ass evil bitch when in reality she's HOT asf but also a horny loser bitch
J.R.R. Tolkien: just a few female characters
George R.R. Martin: OK a few more female characters with POVs
Samantha Shannon:
Vague Obi-Wan lore from Bloodshed, Crimson Clover shitpost:
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Obi-Wan, eyes glowing, in an empty room: *talking in some ancient language no one can understand*
Some Random Jedi: ...is that not...concerning?
Qui-Gon: Last night I caught him floating on the ceiling and chanting ritualistically. When I asked what he was doing he told me that Master Katri was teaching him an old Je'daii mantra...so I consider this an improvement.
Some Random Jedi: ...isn't she dead?
Qui-Gon: Yes, which is why I will not be asking again.
BONUS:
Dooku, who literally just wants to eat and go to bed: *walks into his Temple quarters*
Obi-Wan:
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Dooku, backing out the door: Nope...nope...not tonight...I'll room with Qui-Gon...just...hell no...
The real reason he was so ready to stab Obi-Wan in AotC
it's fucking crazy to me how high-ranking obi-wan is during tcw. letting this guy spearhead an ATTACK BATTALION is like handing dwight d eisenhower a rifle and a bangalore and letting him storm the beaches of normandy himself. absolutely batshit INSANE
drafting the jedi makes sense from a purely strategical standpoint. like hey, they're literal psychic superhumans, they have incredible small-scale defensive and stealth capabilities and more! they'd be great advisors and sidekicks in the field. emphasis on the sidekicks part.
basically i'm thinking VERY HARD about an alternate reality where the jedi weren't made generals, but lieutenants and captains who follow the ✨ professional ✨ directions of their clone commanders and lead smaller strike teams.
now imagine rex putting anakin and ahsoka on latrine duty for throwing him off that wall on geonosis because HE CAN DO THAT NOW. obi-wan dutifully marching half a step behind cody and not the other way around. it's such a fun scenario to rotate in my head ngl
I just realized if you headcanon Cal as Obi-Wan’s son you also get the experience of ‘if I had a nickel for every time a Kenobi has flooded my fortress inquisitorius I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice’ in Vader POV.
I will never tire of fic describing ways in which High General Kenobi and Marshall Commander Cody become/are Obi-Wan and Cody to each other. Partners, equals by choice, each other’s most trusted companion and loyal support.
Just.
*clenches fist*
It’s so lonely at the top.
Cody, who has been one amongst many all his life, never on his own, always surrounded by voices and warmth and brothers, suddenly set apart from all the vode by station and duty, and he cannot lean on them, he cannot, he has to lead and inspire and it would be unfair to place his worries and burdens on the shoulders of someone under his command and expect them to carry them with him.
And Obi-Wan, High General Kenobi, Councillor Kenobi, responsible for so much, and with so little opportunity to spend time among his people as the requirements of the war scatter the Jedi across the galaxy, the companionship of living in an entire temple filled with familiar, comforting, light force signatures replaced with hurried, harried comm calls and meetings in empty rooms filled with cold, blue holo-projections whose presence cannot be felt; his most regular contact his erstwhile padawan, the relationship with whom grows ever more distant and fraught with secrets and lies.
I love every story about these two men, with so much responsibility and so little support, finding comfort in and company with each other, someone they can confide in, someone they don’t always have to be strong for, around whom, they can drop the mask of their station and can just be Obi-Wan and Cody.
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